half my bandage is falling offffffffffff….
there’s all this fucking dried up blood and its just so many levels of GROSS. i cant even wash my fucking hand. i have to dab it with a towel….
i couldnt even play COD properly at my friends place. URGH
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Recent photo of a little boy visiting the White House. He wanted to feel Obama’s hair because he wanted to know if the President’s hair felt just like his. Obama obliged. Priceless.
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friday night party in the emergency room.
fact: stitches hurt like a bitch
gonna tell people i was in a sword fight. it was gross, there was a great big gaping hole in my hand.
also, my doctor was shit. i told a hilarious joke. not even a smile.
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Audrey Hepburn grocery shopping with her deer, photographed by Bob Willoughby, 1958
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